TONY LITTLE’S FUNERAL PARLOR TV AD
TONY LITTLE’S FUNERAL PARLOR
Aren’t you tired of keeping dead bodies at your garden?
Aren’t you tired of having Salubrity Department visits everyday?
But also, aren’t you tired of the awful smell?
Well, we have great news for you: Stop keeping them at your house and bring them to Tony Little’s Funeral Parlor!!!
Hi, my name is Robin Rita Lee, and I’m here to present you our new, great and sophisticated service!
Yes, because here we don’t just put them in a box and then 6 feet under, Oh no, sir!! Here we treat them as if they were our relatives, as if they were still alive!
We have several types of coffins: Reds, blues, yellows, classic model, hippie model, with black spots or whatever, here you’re the boss!
We also count with our own makeup assistant, which in 3 minutes gives a living-look to the body!
But let’s talk about suits: We have the classical smoking for men, or for the young dead girls, we have the Britney Spears' "I'm a slave 4 u" suit!
Several people in your family have died and the cost of the funeral parlor service is too expensive? We have an answer to that problem, bring them here; in the purchase of 2 pink velvet coffins, you get the third one free!
Grandma has died and your kids can’t stop missing her? We are the only funeral parlor in the country that offers dissection service! And if that isn’t enough, with another little additional cost, we can add artificial mechanic movement
For more information, contact us to the 555-Im dead (555-463323) or visit our web page: www.tonylittlesdeadbodieshome.com
Don’t quit to this offer and call right now! Lines are waiting for you!
And remember, Tony Little’s Funeral Parlor: Come and die with us!
Aren’t you tired of keeping dead bodies at your garden?
Aren’t you tired of having Salubrity Department visits everyday?
But also, aren’t you tired of the awful smell?
Well, we have great news for you: Stop keeping them at your house and bring them to Tony Little’s Funeral Parlor!!!
Hi, my name is Robin Rita Lee, and I’m here to present you our new, great and sophisticated service!
Yes, because here we don’t just put them in a box and then 6 feet under, Oh no, sir!! Here we treat them as if they were our relatives, as if they were still alive!
We have several types of coffins: Reds, blues, yellows, classic model, hippie model, with black spots or whatever, here you’re the boss!
We also count with our own makeup assistant, which in 3 minutes gives a living-look to the body!
But let’s talk about suits: We have the classical smoking for men, or for the young dead girls, we have the Britney Spears' "I'm a slave 4 u" suit!
Several people in your family have died and the cost of the funeral parlor service is too expensive? We have an answer to that problem, bring them here; in the purchase of 2 pink velvet coffins, you get the third one free!
Grandma has died and your kids can’t stop missing her? We are the only funeral parlor in the country that offers dissection service! And if that isn’t enough, with another little additional cost, we can add artificial mechanic movement
For more information, contact us to the 555-Im dead (555-463323) or visit our web page: www.tonylittlesdeadbodieshome.com
Don’t quit to this offer and call right now! Lines are waiting for you!
And remember, Tony Little’s Funeral Parlor: Come and die with us!
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